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  1. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 6:35pm UTC
    Hello, I am back.
    I just came to say
    Please actually like posts
    Rather than ignoring it.

  2. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 9:12pm UTC
    LOL IM SO BROKE IT HURTS LIKE OUCH

  3. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    *Is born:
    1999
    December 31st
    11:59pm*
    Person: I'm a 90's kid!
    Me:

  4. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 10:16am UTC
    Why did Voldemort cross the road?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    nobody nose

  5. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Maturity is not reached when you understand the dirty jokes.
    it is reached when you can hear them and keep a stright face*
    ....
    .....
    * needless to say, im obviously not mature yet.

  6. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    Because you made me feel special;
    You have to deal with me posting constantly on social media.
    Hope you get sick of seeing my face

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 2:10am UTC
    I'm afraid of 20 out of 72 common fears.
    (x) the dark
    () staying single forever
    (x) being a parent
    (x) giving birth
    () being myself in front of others
    () open spaces
    () closed spaces
    (x) heights (4!)
    () dogs
    () birds
    () fish
    () spiders
    () flowers/plants
    () being touched
    (x) fire
    (?) silk
    () the ocean
    (x) failure
    () success
    () thunder/lightning
    () frogs
    () bf/gf's mom
    () bf/gf's dad
    (x) rats
    () wind
    (x) jumping from high places
    () snow
    () rain
    (x) crossing hanging bridges
    () deep water
    () heaven
    (x) death
    () being robbed
    (x) falling
    () clowns
    () dolls
    () large crowds
    () men
    () women
    (x) having great responsibilities
    (x) doctors/dentists
    () tornadoes
    () hurricanes
    (x) incurable diseases
    () sharks
    () Friday the 13th
    (x) ghosts
    () poverty
    () Halloween
    (x) school
    () odd numbers
    () even numbers
    (x) being alone
    (x) becoming blind
    (x) becoming deaf
    (x) growing up
    (x) creepy noises at night
    () bee stings
    () not accomplishing goals
    () needles
    () blood
    () dinosaurs
    () the welcome mat
    () high speed
    () throwing up
    () falling in love
    () super secrets
    Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
    If you get more than 10, you're normal.
    If you get less than 10, you're fearless.

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:32am UTC
    today i sneezed in class and two people said "bless you" i'm getting famous faster than u all think

  9. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    And the winner is.........Leonardo...........Da Vinci!! Congratulations on Mona Lisa.

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    The only difference between 'fit' and 'fat'
    is there's an 'I' in fit.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  11. JustBeingMEE JustBeingMEE
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 9:14am UTC
    celebrity: OMG i just witnessed a murder. i'm so scared. wow. please pray.
    fan: COME TO BRAZIL!!!
    JustBeingMEE

  12. EllieLasnier EllieLasnier
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Because I can see myself in your pants.

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 10:53am UTC
    i went to a teen support group.
    i
    stood
    up.
    my name is KITARA.
    I
    AM
    a Deppaholic.

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    Wait a couple months,
    then you're gonna see,
    you'll never find noboody
    better than me.

  15. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 10:50am UTC
    lets all just take a deeeeeeeep breath.......
    AND STOP ANALIZING EACH OTHER LIKE MINI FLIPPING PHYCOLOGISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 10:42am UTC
    Despicable Me.
    Despicable? ME TOO!

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:12am UTC
    UNICORNS??
    come on people.
    DRAGONS
    breathe fire.
    what do unicorns do for you??
    #JK

  18. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 4:15pm UTC
    Sorry I respect myself..my bad.

  19. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    what's it called when you murder your friend?homiecide.

  20. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    "Women belong in the kitchen."Yeah, and you belong in the shed with all the other tools.

:)

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