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          *at school dance*
          Me: *walks up to girl* Hey, babe.
          Girl: Ew get away from me, you creep.
          Me: Worth a shot.




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*at school dance* Me: *walks up to girl* Hey, babe. Girl: Ew

53 faves · 7 comments · Oct 3, 2013 5:15pm

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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
There is legit something called the circle at my homecoming...its like disgusting
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CharliesTheName happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Wow that's just disturbing. My history teacher even told my class that he was offered to chaperon at our homecoming and he said "If I wanted to watch a ton of underage kids drink beer and grind on eachother I would watch MTV because at least there's an off button"
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
hahaha he's got that right
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Travis Allred* · 1 decade ago
School dance are so stupid tho
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CharliesTheName happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
They are.
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Travis Allred* · 1 decade ago
Especially 8th grade dance. All the boys on one side of the gym and all the girls on the other side
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CharliesTheName happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Or the freshman dance in high school where all the kids from one school are on one side slow dancing and talking and the other school that they merged with is on the other side and grinding and making out and getting pregnant
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