boyfriend: babe are you okay? It's not that bad.
Girlfriend:
I've been bleeding from my va/gina
For four f*cking days. Do you think I'm
okay?
I HATE
EVERYBODY I WANT CHOCOLATE. EVERYTHING BOTHERS ME
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU
HAD TO STICK SOMETHING UP YOUR VA/GINA FOR
A WEEK
Boyfriend: .......... At least your not pregnant.
