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This is really stupid but I'm going to tell you anyway because why not.
My biggest regret isn't anything major or whatever, but I legit wish I wouldn't have done this.
A few months ago me and my (now ex) boyfriend went to this amusement park that's really close to my town, called Idewild, and blah blah all the cutesy sh/t happened and blah blah. So I took my iPod with me, and I have this penguin case on it so it has little feet on the bottom and it's so cute, and when I got home, one of the feet was missing.

MY PENGUIN LOST HIS FOOT.

And me and the guy broke up like a week later.
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9 faves · 5 comments · Sep 10, 2013 6:21pm

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story · regret · date · penguin · exboyfriend · amusementpark · stupd · missingfoot · funny

meow* · 1 decade ago
I would've cried.. :'(, and awe hoed you guys break up? *loads shot gun*
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
I did cry! Luckily he still has one foot. :D Eh just wasn't working out for us.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
hahaha, i love yew marry me now, and then we can kidnap ptv and force them to marry us,
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
Okie! I lurv you too ^-^ I'm sure they'll appreciate that, I mean we're awesome!
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meow* · 1 decade ago
haha okai.. :)
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