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  1. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2016 9:35pm UTC
    We're just playing hide and seek
    It's getting hard to breathe under the sheets with you
    I don't want to play no games
    I'm tired of always chasing, chasing after you

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 11:03pm UTC
    just to keep y'all in the loop, when I went out with the overly
    obsessed guy on valentine's day, it was a disaster. I canceled
    the night before, and he said that it was fine, and in the morning
    he randomly showed up at my house and still expected to go out.
    before we left, he did that jacka.ss move where he asked how long
    it'd take me to get ready, even tho I was ready (sorry bro, you just
    showed up at my house, when I was still sleeping, I'm not going
    to go take a quick shower.) then, he took me to chinese, and I did
    not want to go out to eat, like I just wanted to go to walmart or
    something tbh. anyway, he made me order food. I ate small pieces
    of chicken that I could slip into my mouth fast and in one, neat, bite
    and made a rice, chicken, and broccoli castle with the rest. after,
    he took me to his cousins house, which was something I asked him
    not to do, repeatedly (he didn't even tell me until we got there, and I
    told him multiple times to not make me go to see anyone- guys. do.
    not. respect. this. ever.) and he basically forced me out of his truck to
    go inside for "a quick second." we were there forever. his uncle kept
    making fun of me, and they all made uncomfortable jokes that crossed
    the line, for me. I was wearing my lavender "fluffywuffy" boots, and they
    would not leave me alone because of it. the guy I was with said "yeah,
    she has matching lingerie" ... I basically just met him that day, so I felt like
    that was hella inappropriate. and then the r.ape jokes. they said my boots
    made me look like I "just r.aped the cookie monster" or that I "just r.aped
    barney." it was the uncle, but the guy I was with knew that I had s.hit
    happen to me, and he repeated the jokes directly to me and laughed so
    hard one would think he would have s.hit himself if he laughed any harder.
    fast forward to being home, he was apparently talking trash about me, and I
    didn't get the whole entire story until today. basically he said I wouldn't talk to
    him, and made everything awkward. I tried talkting to him, but if it wasn't about
    him, he didn't want to talk about it. then he said "I paid for her food, and she just
    played with it." um, excuse you, you made me order and I offered to pay for my
    food, but you made me go into situations I didn't want to be in, so I decided to
    keep the whole $6 my food cost. plus, my rice castle, with a surrounding wall
    of chicken, and broccoli embellishments was fab. oh, and he told my best
    friend's mom that I tried to get him to buy me alcohol?? lol I made a joke.
    he was bragging about being old enough to drink and was talking about
    getting drunk all the time so I made a comment like "ayee, hook a sista up."
    I guess jokes about r.ape are better than jokes about underage drinking.
    who knew.
    tl;dr -
    my valentine's day sucked, and self proclaimed "good guys"
    are literally never good guys. if you have to fight so hard to
    convince people you aren't a bad guy, then you sure as hell
    aren't doing something right, and maybe you should stop.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 8:31pm UTC
    no, but guys, there is this one
    dude that really wants to go out with
    me. I decided to give him a chance
    even though I don't think it'll really
    turn into anything. he offered to
    take me out tomorrow. but like I
    have only seen glimmpses of him
    in person (twice, actually) and he's
    obsessed. like he keeps talking
    about marriage and engagement.
    I haven't even really met him. like,
    way too soon, buddy.

  4. smileyboo97 smileyboo97
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    Going on a date this weekend with him!<3..
    He asked me what I wanted to do..
    Movies or bowling..
    Well my friend asked me to go ice skating.. lol
    Maybe we should do that?
    If you were me what would you do?(:

  5. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    No one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room???
    coincidence I THINK NOT!!

  6. abbiemarie abbiemarie
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 12:27am UTC
    I really wanna date you boy... 💔

  7. XxMeganIsHerexX* XxMeganIsHerexX*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    Everything Is Awkward,
    Untill He Does Something
    Sweet To You!

  8. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    When your parents try to set you up with their friends' kids

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

  11. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 1:38am UTC
    THE HOT TEST....
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) Hawaii
    b) London
    c) Florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
    INSTRUMENT OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    Alex Gaskarth
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you! (PLEASE!)
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20= Okay...
    21-35 = Rather HOT...!
    36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!
    My Score: 33

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Reasons to date me:
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5. Please

  13. Unicorn's hunter * Unicorn's hunter *
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    So if you want to be my boyfriend you need to know, the first date:
    A great dinner.
    A good movie.
    A good story to share with my followers, of course.

  14. imperfectballerina imperfectballerina
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    You.
    Me.
    Pizza Date.
    Now.

  15. imperfectballerina imperfectballerina
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    You.
    Me.
    Pizza Date.
    Now.

  16. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Stop flirting with me if you're never going to want to date me

  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 5:32am UTC
    Girl look at that body
    Girl look at that body
    Girl look at that body
    We should probably call the Police who knows how long it's been in the river

  18. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 5:30am UTC
    I've dated at least *counts fingers* zero people

  19. jennmxx jennmxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:17am UTC
    .
    ~he has asked me out for a date~
    .

  20. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    Well That Escalated Quickly
    Boy: You liked my status, wassssup ? ;)
    Girl: No bye
    Boy: this always happens to me ... I've never found a girlfriend in my life. no girls will ever date me. Im just gonna kill myself ..
    Girl: WTF DON'T KILL YOURSELF -__________-
    Boy: Listen bi.tch, if you don't date me then I'm gonna kill myself.
    Boy: Simple as that.

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