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whereismymind · 8 years ago
Kayla
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
A girl who isn't the tallest girl around, but doesn't care. She's proud of who she is, no matter what people say about her. Always extremely random and loud, also somewhat clingy, yet still lovable. Loves to smile and laugh and is always energetic. Clumsy, and has a lot of dumb moments. Will always try to find a bright side in the worst of situations. Tries to make friends whenever she gets the chance. Doesn't like to be alone, unless she needs space. Doesn't always like to be in control. Shy, afraid to stand up for self. Lazy, but will do things when necessary. Has an amazing personality. Thought to be a flirt, but actually just likes to be herself. Doesn't care if she's popular or not, or if she's got haters. When she says she loves you, she means it, with everything she's got, even if she can't think of any way to show it. Confusing and hard to understand. But once you prove to her that you should be able to get to know her more, she'll tell you everything without holding back.
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alisha.* · 8 years ago
Alisha
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
A wonderful, charming, beautiful, gorgeous person. Has no trouble getting a guy and in fact can have several vying for her attentions at once without any effort. Has the most beautiful eyes of any girl in the world. A great mother and a caring person in general. Perfect in every conceivable way. Great at any task she undertakes and fails at nothing. Has an amazing personality and amazing sense of humor. Impossible to be angry at for any length of time because one look at her face will make you forget the reason why. Breathtaking kisser and has the ability to make a person addicted to her company with a single touch. Will go to any length to help a friend even if she doesn't talk to them often. Sacrifices anything of hers to make sure her family is happy and has everything they want.
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cordale1122 · 8 years ago
Austin
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
He is a man who is amazing at everything he does. If someone were to become best friends with him, they would be the luckiest person alive. He loves his friends with all his heart. His family also means a lot to him. He always says what is on his mind, and never lies. He's always himself and doesn't care what others think of him. He is extremely good looking; blue eyes, dark brown hair, and an amazing smile. He makes people smile and laugh constantly. His good mood is contagious. Once you have fallen in love with him, there is no turning back. He will put his full heart and soul into making his love happy; he will give her whatever she may like. He is a true friend for life.
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ellie 🌸* happy birthday! · 8 years ago
Lou
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Lou is amazing in every sense. They are intelligent, and attractive. Lou is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Lou is very sentimental, and does lots of little things for you. Lou will never let you down. If you know a true "Lou", you are very lucky. If you are dating a true "Lou", you are even more lucky! Lou is a softy and will get hurt by little things. But Lou will forgive you. Because if Lou loves you, Lou truly loves you.
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ellie 🌸* happy birthday! · 8 years ago
Wow thanx. Btw in my country Lou is a GIRL. -_-
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
sorry about that. What country are you from?
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ellie 🌸* happy birthday! · 8 years ago
Greece.
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Oh cool!
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ellie 🌸* happy birthday! · 8 years ago
Yeah...
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litlnic · 8 years ago
Nicholas
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Most amazing guy in the entire world. He is super cute and adorable, considerate and kind. When he loves someone, he will love that someone whole-heartedly and give her the best of everything and will help her in everyway he can. That person becomes the most important and beautiful thing in his life and is willing to sacrifice anything for her. Can be really concerned and worried about her and will care alot about her, but she might find him a little annying at times. He is a smart guy but also a adorable nerd and cute dork sometimes. He makes the best boyfriend ever. He has an awesome body that is nice to hug
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litlnic · 8 years ago
Very interesting, I like it! Mind if I ask my friends?

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_Jannette · 8 years ago
not at all☺
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litlnic · 8 years ago
Thanks, I told my friends and they were immediately intrigued. There is Abbey and Marshon.
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
A generally nice person who has a hard time with confrontation. She tends to be sweet and generous to a fault. Abbey's are normally beautiful people and love the Beatles. They also make great friends because they are so loving and loyal. They often do not share their problems with others and sometimes this can overwhelm them.
Abbey is a beautiful, spontaneous, creative girl. She is noted for her extreme intelligence. She is the life of the party and has a wonderful smile that could brighten any room. Abbey is trusting to a fault and always give people the benefit of the doubt. Abbey is the perfect balance of what a girl should be.
Marshon- One hell of a guy, One who inquires a large , One who can be the best person in the world. Adonis, Superman.
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litlnic · 8 years ago
Thanks!
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
No problem!
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AlyssaMac6* · 8 years ago
Alyssa
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.
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AlyssaMac6* · 8 years ago
Thanks!
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JoElla2016 · 8 years ago
JoElla
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Small, yet most beautifulest girl on the face of the earth. Hated by girls wanted to be her, and hated by boys who cant be with her. Most wanted girl ever.
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royals · 8 years ago
Lyndsey
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Lyndsey is a girl who has natural beauty that will amaze even the pickiest men around. She knows how to make you laugh and can take a joke without freaking out. She is a generous person who helps people when they need her. She is an overall gem, and a magnificent catch for any man. If you have a Lyndsey you better hold on to her because someone is waiting for there chance to sweep her off her feet.
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Pitaya* · 8 years ago
Kirsty
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Kirsty is a person of unparalleled brilliance and beauty. She lights up a room with her smile, and her presence is comforting, and strengthens all those around her. She has a great sense of humour and wit, and everything she says and does is done to perfection. She tends to be on the shy and modest side, but when she opens up, she is not only interesting, but kind and caring. When she smiles at you, you gain this sense of protection, ad you know that nothing can possibly go wrong. Her beauty shows not just outside, but inside as well. If you are ever lucky enough to befriend such a person, never let her go, because you will find that there is nothing that can even come close to matching her perfection. She is a marvel, and you will find that she will change you for the better. When you embrace a Kirsty, never before will you have felt so right, so cared for. Being with a Kirsty brings you nothing but happiness, and every moment away from her is agony. If you ever find yourself in love with a Kirsty, don’t be afraid to admit it, because it is the greatest feeling a person can experience :3
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RYERYE* · 8 years ago
mariah
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
a very honest girl who is a very good friend. she never talks bad about you and she is beautiful. she can be pretty crazy at times but everyone is secretly liking her. she is really good at making out and gives guys the best plesure. girls are jealous because everyone likes her and wants to be with her.
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Charlotte* · 8 years ago
Charlotte
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Charlotte opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Charlottes are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Charlottes are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Charlotte in their life.
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Charlotte* · 8 years ago
Omg! Thank you so much! Lol I'm just like that, shy but funny once you get to know me!
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* · 8 years ago
Malaika? x
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_Jannette · 8 years ago

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is the nicest person you'll ever meet and you'll be the happiest person on earth if you got a chance to meet her.
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alybear8 · 8 years ago
Alyson?(:

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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Most Alyson's are very gorgeous but don't know it. They think they are ugly and criticize themselves a lot.
They get annoyed with there closest friends but are always there for them.
Usually curvy or skinny. Not fat.
Usually brunette sometimes blonde.
Sexy and romantic. Very creative.
They make amazing girlfriends and fall for certain people. Not a player. Very unlikely to cheat.
An Alyson is a very funny and entertaining person. Very fun person.
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alybear8 · 8 years ago
you literally just explained me omgm wehre do you get this what kind of sorcery what

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_Jannette · 8 years ago
lol its from Urban Dictionary.
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wdmbguard · 8 years ago
Emily :)
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_Jannette · 8 years ago

The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and i just cant imagine life without her. In short shes my soulmate and she doesent even know it.
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giveasmile · 8 years ago
Yesenia

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_Jannette · 8 years ago

a classy girl that likes to help others and shop 'till she drops.
she has a temper and anyone who provokes her will be sorry. she has a soft side and a weakness for cute small furry animals.
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snowinseptember* · 8 years ago
ella ... (:
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_Jannette · 8 years ago

a girl who is very sensitive. she holds onto her friends, and she is scared to show her feelings. sometimes she does not know how to handle things, so she blames it on other people. then after a while, she sees their point of view makes more sense. she can be sometimes hard to read. when she says that she likes someone, she means it. she says she's never loved someone, but you can never be sure. she can listen to you for hours, and shes very good at giving advice. when her friends need help they always come to her. ella is a very complex person who loves and cares deeply. and a lot can bring her down, you just have to keep her up. ella's amazing. show her that you care.
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snowinseptember* · 8 years ago
thank you xx can you do celeste? (: my middle name haha XD
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
yeah sure.

amazingly beautiful, one from heaven, angel-like. These girls typically make amazing girlfriends and any guy would be lucky to have a Celeste.
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jstallons · 8 years ago
jennifer (:
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_Jannette · 8 years ago

From a Cornish form of the Old Welsh name Gwenhwyfar (Guenevere).
Jennifer's are an extremely rare beauty inside & out. They are loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. They know how to love no other way than hard. Jennifer's have a deep passion for life & the things that are important to them. Sometimes their passion can be mistaken for attitude but, let it be known, it's only because they are misunderstood by some; their passion is real & for no other purpose. Jennifer's are naturally beautiful - making some green with envy of their natural features; so it is only fitting that they have keen interest in the nature around them & preserving natural beauty. They were born with it & are wired to love & care for things in their natural state as well as all creatures big and small.

Jennifer's will be there through the good times & the bumps along the way. Their friendship does not thin, it is not a fair-weather friendship. It is as real as the Jennifer you encounter. Strong & supportive; beautiful & timeless. Should you come across a Jennifer make them your best friend and hold onto them forever;
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Mrs_Awkward · 8 years ago
Olivia...?:)

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_Jannette · 8 years ago

A beautiful wonderful hearted girl.
Wonderful to talk to . Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN.
An AMAZING name. Also a good adjective for any girl who is gorgeous, smart, funny, talented, loving, loved, and fabulous in general.
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lemon.cake* · 8 years ago
I'll be amazed if you find my name's meaning
Zumina
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Sorry to disappoint you...☹
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lemon.cake* · 8 years ago
ha ha! I knew it... My parents don't even know what it means. Can you try Zoella, and Darcy?
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
It's a pretty name though (:
And yeah sure.
Zoella - A girl who is a wannabe white/hannah montana, who calls people "wierdo wierdo" and " I know right"
Darcy-
a hella legitimate female whose name is made by taking the end of the word "dar" (suffix of radar), and the sound "C". a very intuitive young lady, often mistaken for being shy, or introverted because she's always laughing at you in her head. or laughing at her own thoughts about your interactions or the general reality that is. Darcey always has wonderful insight, and usually can make you laugh if you're willing to spend a little time with her. Once she warms up, you'll want her around forever. Often people state that other people look like Darcey, but aren't actually as cool. Darcey can relate to nearly anyone anywhere, she sort of like the glue that binds things together, especially during tough times. Most people are suprised by her once they get to know her, because she's always got something to bring to the table, like the icing on the cake. Anyone can talk to Darcey and be understood, but that doesnt mean Darcey walks around talking to everyone. She's usually either one step ahead, or two steps too late, and happy either way.
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lemon.cake* · 8 years ago
dang, One word can mean all that XD
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
yeah lol. Darcey is one of a kind
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IKnewYouWereTrouble · 8 years ago
My name is Claudia. And it just happens to mean Lame, thank you very much. Lol i just fail.
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_Jannette · 8 years ago
Does this definition help? :O
As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.

If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.

They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.

They are really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.

Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.

It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
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