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Wanted: Cat Burgler

Only requirement is as follows: Must be able to steal anything, anywhere. Must be able to breach any walls or defenses. Seduction techniques a plus.

First Target: My Heart

Reward: Premium shower buddy, undying devotion and dedication, inside jokes, lazy sundays, and half price foot rubs.
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Wanted: Cat Burgler Only requirement is as follows: Must be able

2 faves · Sep 2, 2013 9:57pm

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