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  1. QuitePie QuitePie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Wanted: Cat Burgler
    Only requirement is as follows: Must be able to steal anything, anywhere. Must be able to breach any walls or defenses. Seduction techniques a plus.
    First Target: My Heart
    Reward: Premium shower buddy, undying devotion and dedication, inside jokes, lazy sundays, and half price foot rubs.

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