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Member Since: 25 Aug 2013 09:41am

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just a little bug in the menots. I like sunshine and rain and running in the plains. You know that moment after you brush your teeth and it feels like a little victory because no one had to tell you to do it and you feel adult like. yeah I tots live in that moment. Just like totally enjoying the small accomplishments that get you from day to day. Late ahs.

QuitePie
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September 24, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I can't stop missing you. Sometimes I wish I was still kissing you.
Wish I could lie and say I don't cry.
Sometimes.

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September 3, 2013 7:03pm UTC

You ever go to the movies to make out and forget because the movie was too engrossing? True love is when it happens to her at the same time.
Pick a Dumber Movie

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September 3, 2013 6:55pm UTC

There are two sides to every coin. It can't land on heads forever.

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September 2, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Make any excuse you can to get her alone for 60 seconds. Use any non-death lie you want. Then you have 3 steps to follow:
1. Give her friendly physical contact (tap on the shoulder will do)
2. Check how she's doing
3. Ask her out
You are not imaging things. It's not in your head. Yes this literally is the hardest thing you will ever do. Do. It. Anyway. You will never achieve anything in life that satisfies the way her "Yes" will. All desire for space travel will fade for what secrets can the moon hold that her smile doesn't. What elation can mountain tops bring that you didn't just experience.
You already have a girl in mind. You know it. I know it. She's the only one who doesn't. School's starting soon. You have 20 days to do it. Take the leap. Ask her out. Even the no will have you standing a little straighter.
(See Also: Advanced Technique - Persistance; Advanced Technique - The 'Group Hang'; Advanced Technique - No Shame)

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September 2, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Wanted: Cat Burgler
Only requirement is as follows: Must be able to steal anything, anywhere. Must be able to breach any walls or defenses. Seduction techniques a plus.
First Target: My Heart
Reward: Premium shower buddy, undying devotion and dedication, inside jokes, lazy sundays, and half price foot rubs.

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August 25, 2013 10:45am UTC

I got over the break up. I don't mind your new guy. I just want once a year for me to pop back up in your memory and for you to remember how much we were in love
.. and to know that I still am.

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