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Friend: I hate saying apples and oranges when comparing two things that are completly different because they are both fruits and you should say something like "giraffes and crystal meth"

Me: I dont know giraffes and crystal meth aren't that diffrent they can both get people pretty high



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Friend: I hate saying apples and oranges when comparing two things

35 faves · Aug 16, 2013 2:36pm

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