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Matt_

Status: Life doesn't stop for anybody.

Member Since: 8 Aug 2013 08:11pm

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2013 05:03pm

Birthday: August 15

Location: Houston, Texas

Gender: M

user id: 368556

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Matt_
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August 22, 2013 3:50pm UTC

I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.

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Matt_
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August 22, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Got told today I look like one of the Sprouse twins. How am I suppose to take this?

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Matt_
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August 21, 2013 4:28pm UTC

If my iPhone charger was longer, I wouldn't have to sleep by an outlet

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Matt_
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August 21, 2013 4:24pm UTC

If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying " look, I just need space" then you're wasting everyone's time.

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Matt_
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August 16, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Help me understand why I get hate when I don't flirt on this site.

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Matt_
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August 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

I want to get a liscense plate that says: IH8- PPL

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Matt_
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August 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC

People want to start caring when it's already too late.

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Matt_
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August 15, 2013 6:39pm UTC

my love life is a joke

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Matt_
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August 15, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I literally just met my twin, fungirl. We share the same birthday

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 12:28pm UTC

All the Happy Birthdays are making my day, thank you! I didn't realize people actually cared about me.

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:30pm UTC

it's. B-E-F-O-R-E not B4 I speak english, not bingo.

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:26pm UTC

being hot would improve my life by at least 500%

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Elementary School - Y'all hug yet?
Middle School - Y'all kiss yet?
High School - You hit it yet?

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:57pm UTC

This password is too weak
Me: I DON'T CARE, I WANT THIS PASSWORD!

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Matt_
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August 12, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I hate when your parents invited guests come over and you don't have enough time to run up to your room, so you're forced to socialize with them.

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:10pm UTC

When I was younger, I could trust all of my friends

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC

This Summer didn't turn out how I planned it to be

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 7:46pm UTC

*Hides best snacks from family members*

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

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Matt_
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Everyone knows I'm in Over my Head
Over My Head : The Fray

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