Giraffes Quotes

cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 9:33pm UTC

I go on YouTube just to look up
a music video
then 5 hours later
I'm looking up a tutorial on how to
talk to a Giraffe

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC

ok that was pretty funny
but i don't like you so i'm not going to laugh

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 11:17am UTC

When someone annoys you and you want to bash their heads against the wall and your like,
''Mother of twenty giraffes! What is wrong with you?''

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HiH3yHello
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August 27, 2013 3:30pm UTC

People who love
giraffes who love
giraffes.

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hey_itsgabby
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August 16, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Friend: I hate saying apples and oranges when comparing two things that are completly different because they are both fruits and you should say something like "giraffes and crystal meth"
Me: I dont know giraffes and crystal meth aren't that diffrent they can both get people pretty high

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3daysgrace_
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:51am UTC

Ignore this ugly little quote

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC

When ever I see the word "dishonest," I don't say it like a normal person.
I say Dish-onest.
With Dish.
This is why I have no friends.

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Here's some more weird sh*t searched on GOOGLE!
I hate it when I walk outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls
damn...you giraffes need to control your ball kicking issues...

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I don't know what to tell you other than that a giraffes heart weighs 22 pounds
and that somebody once told me that when flies fall in love,
their entire brain is re-wired to only loving eachother.
When one of them dies their memory becomes blank.
I hope you never think about anything as much as I
think about waking up next to you during a windstorm
at 5 am.

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Briii
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February 9, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Eminem isn't afraid to take a stand.
He is, however, afraid of giraffes.

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RemainsOfTheB
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February 3, 2013 1:34am UTC

I'm just laying in bed watching this video about a giraffe who's wearing a neckalace and it falls and all the other giraffe who thought that that giraffe was weird just fell and I thought of us. Does this mean we're giraffes? Or what. Or maybe it means we're french. Because the video was in french.

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