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*stands by mom while she is sitting because the only seat left is between 2 strangers*
stranger 1: You can sit here hun, I won't bite!
me: because the first thing I think when sitting by a stranger is that they're gonna bite me.
stranger 2: *Bites my arm* Better start thinking it again.
me: *gets round of shots later that day*
O____O
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*stands by mom while she is sitting because the only seat left

8 faves · 1 comments · Aug 7, 2013 11:38pm

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Oniichan · 1 decade ago
XD
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