If Barbie was an actual woman,
She would be 5ft9 tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist,
33" hips, and a size 3 shoe.
Her head would be the same circumference as her waist, meaning
that she'd only have room for half a liver and a few inches
of intestines.
The result?
Chronic diarrhoea and death.
Also she would not be able to menstruate, meaning she would be
infertile and unable to produce children.
If Barbie was real, she would have to crawl on all fours due to
her proportions.
Her feet are so small, her chest would pull her forward onto her
toes.
Barbie calls this a 'full figure' and likes her weight at
110lbs.
At 5ft9 and weighing 110lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24,
and would fit the criteria for anorexia.
Because Barbie's neck is twice as long as an average
human's, it would be impossible for her to hold up her head;
and yet this is the 'person' a lot of girls aspire to
be.
