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Happy 4th of July!

Nothing says '4th of July' like passing down the tradition to your children of
blowing off your fingers and blinding yourself with fireworks imported from China!
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Happy 4th of July! Nothing says '4th of July' like passing

36 faves · 10 comments · Jul 4, 2013 10:13am

p0kemon

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funny · america · 4thofjuly

maggiemay157 · 1 decade ago
I love the USA
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Last 4th of July, three guys I'm friends with thought it'd be cool to put a bunch of sparklers in a glass bottle and light them and the bottle blew up and one just has a bunch of scars, another just got glass removed from his head (actually, I think it was his brain), and the third got 4 of his fingers blown off.
Sorry, your quote reminded me of that.
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
Wow, That's why in my state they're illegal. I feel bad now.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
They're illegal in my state, too xD
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
Oh god. lol.
Only in 'Murica.
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
'Murica! FUC K YEAH!
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
'MURICA! WANNA GO EAT SOME HOT DOGS AND GO FOR A RIDE ON MY TRACTOR?
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

Is your tractor like his?
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
Only in America there's a song like that
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
That's what we're good for!
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