Crush: Hey babe, what's up? You look pretty today! My head:
OMG OMG OMG what do I say? HE LIKES MEEEE!! Is he asking me out??
Me: Wow thanks. You look really good today! I thought you'd
never like me! Girl Behind Me: *cough cough* *I look to see
his girlfriend behind me..* My head: Ohhh sh/t. Me: *walks
away fast, goes home and eats the whole kitchen and never comes
back to school.*
