Today my
grandpa and I went for a ride in his electrically powered cart with
three wheels that can somehow move. Its maximum speed is
about 20 mph. You have to slow down when you turn the
corners, or else the cart will flip over. But, when you hit
the brakes, they make a horribly loud squeaking sound.
Me and Grandpa: *drives through a dark
tunnel at 20 mph*
Me: *hears a very loud honking sound*
Me: *turns around*
Me: *sees semitruck bearing down on us at 50
mph*
Me: OH MY GOSH
Me: WE'RE HERE! WE'RE
HERE!
Me: DON'T RUN US OVER
Me and Grandpa: *driving up a small
mountain*
Cart: I shall now troll you.
Cart: *stops*
Cart: *rolls backwards*
Grandpa: *hits brakes*
Me: *cringes*
Grandpa: It's running out of
battery.
Grandpa: *gets out*
Grandpa: We have to push it now.
Us: *pushes the cart up the mountain*
Us: *sees random tourist couple*
Random Tourist Couple: *gets on
motorcycle*
Me: Stop making me jealous.
Me and Grandpa: *gets to the top of the
mountain after an hour*
Grandpa: Look, there's a government
weather station here.
Me:
Me: Isn't there supposed to be a pagoda
at the top?
Grandpa: Yeah.
Grandpa: We went up the wrong mountain.
Me:
Me: Can we go there today?
Grandpa: No. The cart's going to
run out of battery.
Grandpa: And then we won't be able to go
home.
Me: *mentally facepalms*
Me and Grandpa: *hears whistling sound*
*random guy comes out of a house*
Random Guy: *walks past us to the check the
weather*
Random Guy: *wonders why two random people
are sitting right outside the weather station*
One hour later...
Me and Grandpa: *goes home*
Me, Grandpa, Grandma, and Grandpa's Big
Sister: *eats lunch*
Grandpa: That cart is a really nice
cart.
Today my grandpa and I went for a ride in his electrically powered
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Jun 16, 2013 12:50am
