*Me and bestfriend texting*
Me: My laptops not working.... *Cry cry* Hush
l-l-little laptop.... don't you cry... *Sob* mo-m-moma's
gonna fing you some more wifi *Breaks down in tears on floor*
Her: *Changes into potato* *Rides of into sunset
in search of wifi signal*
Me: *Gets to close to sun* *Turns in very socaily
awkward french-fries*
Her: *Gets dipped in ketchup* *Eatten by real
world*
