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*I was sick and doctor says have only soup for the next 24 hours*
Mom- Ok I don't have any soup at home for you take from home and the school doesn't have soup so I'll bring you something from Panera
Me- Alright, could I have either chicken noodle soup or baked potato, whichever one they have.
Mom- ok

*Lunch time comes and I go to office to get the food*
Staff- You're food is on the bench honey
Me- Thank you!

*Goes to cafeteria*
Friend- What is in the bag?
Me- Let's see

*Opens bag to discover entire panera in it, 2 soups, grilled cheese, brownies, and bag of cookies*
All Friends- Oh my god
Me- *Becomes Jesus and feeds the people*
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*I was sick and doctor says have only soup for the next 24 hours*

17 faves · 7 comments · Jun 5, 2013 12:44pm

Girl_Who_Waited

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Girl_Who_Waited


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school · food · mom · funny

Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
but you could only eat soup? so why did she pack all the other stuff
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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
i really do not know why, when I got home asked why did you bring so much food? Her response was "because I didn't know what you wanted."
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Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
oh okay!! hahahaha
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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
I'm not complaining I felt like Jesus that day (✌゚∀゚)☞
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Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
yeah i bet lol
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
bECOMES JESUS AND FEEDS THE PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR ME
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Girl_Who_Waited · 1 decade ago
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING AND WHEN I SAID WHO WANTS THE LAST 2 COOKIES YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
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