I was at a carnival today,
and this guy bought some cotton candy.
He was really cute, and I wasn't suprised when he walked back to a really pretty girl (you know, the kind that was too good and would not be caught dead conversing with someone of the wittian species).
Being the nosy person I am, I listened in on what she had to say:

Her: This is for me?
Him: Sure.
Her: But it's pink.
Him: What?
Her: I want blue cotton candy.
Him: Fine.

He took the cotton candy and ripped it up and sprinkled it all over her. He rubbed it on her shirt and it was all sticky. He pulled out his wallet and gave the girl some money.
Him: Here. Go buy yourself some more BLUE cotton candy.

He gave her a little more money.
Him: And here is for you to find a ride home.

And then he walked away.

YOU SIR, ARE MY HERO.