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*Me Before Bed*
Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll sleep with my socks on.
*Wakes Up 30 Minutes Later*
Me: Holy sh/t, get these sacks of lava of my feet.

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Me Before Bed Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll

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*Me Before Bed* Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll

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Me Before Bed Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll