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a policeman pulled me over on a motorway and said "papers" i replied
"scissors, i win" and drove off..
..he must want a rematch because he's been chasing me for miles now..

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a policeman pulled me over on a motorway and said "papers"

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a policeman pulled me over on a motorway and said "papers"

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