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Phone: *One new message*
Me: *Runs for phone*
Me: *Jumps over sofa*
Me: *Runs a marathon*
Me: *Swims Atlantic Ocean*
Me: *Pushes mom out of the way*
Me: *Grabs phone*
Phone: K

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Phone: One new message Me: Runs for phone Me: *Jumps over

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Phone: *One new message* Me: *Runs for phone* Me: *Jumps over

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Phone: One new message Me: Runs for phone Me: *Jumps over