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Sooooo I went on trip with student council and we were on this bus and we were traveling all NIGHT and so we were all in the dark so nobody could see what...special things.........anyone was doing. But they could hear it. This is kindof how it went

Slutty girl: Hehe Sal your so warm!
Slutty girl 2: Yeah Sal, I like it!
Slutty girl 3: Sal hug me tighter!
Sal: Ahah alright ladies
Slutty girl 1: Your so cute
Slutty girl 3: What should we do
*whispering*
*ruffling of blankets and chlothes together*
Sal: It tickles!
Stlutty girl 2: *squeals*
My friend: do you smell that?
Slutty girl 1: omg hehe
Slutty girl 2: My Gosh, Sal!
Slutty girl 3: I know right!
Sal: OH GOSH
Slutty girl 2: I KNOW
Slutty girl 1: YEAH
My friend: um
Slutty girl 3: SALLLL!
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF VIRGINITY WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCR*WING? WE ARE ON A F*CKING BUS. THERE ARE 25 OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS BUS. GET. A. ROOM. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUTTS. OR SHOUD I SAY GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF EACHOTHERS BUTTS AND USE A D*MN CONDOM.

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