Ayden

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Think of a number between 0 and
20. Add 32 to it. Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.
It's dark, isn't it?

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I love how Ninja Turtles wear masks.
Good way to hide your identity. It's not like
you're giant f*cking turtles, or anything.

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Friend: Hah! You flinched!
Me: Well ya, you almost punched me in the f*cking face.

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 7:58pm UTC

HONESTY HOUR
Comment questions on absolutly anything and I will answer every single one no matter how wierd/personal they are!

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 8:16pm UTC

10 year old now: I broke my iPhone 5, my mom took away my MacBook and my iPad is an old model.
When I was 10: My marker ran out of ink.

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Ayden
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Guys I think my grandpa is delusional:
Me: Is there music playing in the garage?
Grandpa: Yes.
Me: Why..?
Grandpa: So Betty and Stanford don't get lonely.
Me: Betty and Stanford?
Grandpa: Betty is the car, Stanford is the pickup.
Me: Um...ok...are they like a couple or something?
Grandpa: Actually, sometimes I think they get jealous of each other.

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 10:40pm UTC

*Cooking Class*
Teacher: Why don't some of you guys share what you know how to cook? Then I can get an idea of what I need to teach you.
Me: I make a mean bowl of cereal.

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 10:09pm UTC

*At the school dance, slow dancing*
Girl: You smell good.
Me: Uh, thanks...you too...
Girl: Do you use axe?
Me: What the hell...

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I don't have bad hand writing. I have my own font.

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Ayden
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November 12, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying another student's test.
Me: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC

If were not supposed to have midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light?

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Me: I had a dream about you.
Girl: Awwww!
Me: Yeah, you died.

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Ayden
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 1:53pm UTC

What does idk, ily and ttyl mean?
I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Ok, I will ask your sister.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:00pm UTC

I'm a smart person, I just tend to do stupid things.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Teacher: Come on you guys! You did this last year!
Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:51pm UTC

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Steve Martin-

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some where clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced of the wall and fell out the window.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:37pm UTC

An apple a day can keep anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC

I can't take this
long distance relationship
a n y m o r e .
Fridge,
You're coming to my room.

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Ayden
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Dad...I got my girlfriend pregnant...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Nah just kidding. I just failed my bio exam.
OH THANK GOD.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get away with failing a test.

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