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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2024 1:10pm UTC
    i've been living off the crumbs of your love
    and i'm starving now.

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2024 1:07pm UTC
    i don't want to care about you anymore!
    if we're meant to be then i think it should have already happened by now.
    where is the man i marry?

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2024 7:59am UTC
    you wanted to be rory, but i'm afraid it's me.
    i'm not prepared to wait thousands of years for you to realise it's me.
    how do i shake this feeling, doctor?

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2024 7:51am UTC
    i still pray for you.
    i still have hope for you.
    even if i shouldn't,
    i still want you.

  5. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2024 7:24am UTC
    one day i won't care this much.
    one day it won't hurt this much.
    i still wish so badly that you would understand me. that you would know me.
    i wish you would check in with me genuinely.
    there's so much that has happened to me.
    i wish you would show me your love in the ways that i wanted you to.
    i wish you told me how perfect i was already.
    i wish you never compared me to others.
    i wish you would just know me and accept me as i am.
    i don't think you'll ever know to what extent you've hurt me.
    i just feel like you should know me by now.
    know me beyond the foods i like to eat.
    i wish you knew my other preferences.
    i wish you knew and accepted. but you just can't ever seem to accept me.
    i didn't ask to be this way. i am just the way i am.
    there are things i wish i could change so you could accept me but i just can't.
    i don't know which parts were nature and which were nuture.
    all i know is that you have never accepted all of me.
    i don't even know how you see me.
    must be some weird mixture of ungrateful and detached. you must think i've shut everything off completely just to spite you.
    but i am not like that.
    i wish you knew me.
    i think if you knew me mum, then you would truly love me.

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2024 1:34pm UTC
    chase two girls
    lose 'the one'

  7. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2024 1:27pm UTC
    you always come back to me

  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2024 1:26pm UTC
    you make my heart
    shake
    bend
    + break
    but i can't turn away and it's driving me wild.
    you're driving me wild.

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2024 1:24pm UTC
    i don't know
    i don't know
    i don't know
    i'm just going to follow my heart

  10. Melody_pixie Melody_pixie
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2024 11:42pm UTC
    Poop

  11. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2024 11:36am UTC
    what am i to you?
    does this even matter?
    it won't work out unless you change.
    this sucks!