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I no longer bring women home because my dad stabs them with a knife to make sure they're not inflatable...

and then I have to buy a new one.



 

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I no longer bring women home because my dad stabs them with a

135 faves · 7 comments · Jan 16, 2013 4:15pm

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dooosh · 1 decade ago
Your bank account must be pretty empty! :P
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GigiSaysHi · 1 decade ago
dirty MOT.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Maybe he humps them to death.
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WeAreTheBoys · 1 decade ago
I really hope he doesn't, that would just make me jealous
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
And turned on.
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321letsgo · 1 decade ago
hahaha
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WeAreTheBoys · 1 decade ago
thanks koala
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