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1. Open fridge, nothing to eat.

2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.

3. Lower standards and repeat.
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1. Open fridge, nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.

48 faves · 2 comments · Jan 14, 2013 9:18pm

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Skimrande · 1 decade ago
This is how I wound up eating swiss cheese melted onto a tortilla shell today.
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LegendaryLettuce · 1 decade ago
Yummy
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