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Ugly girls are like unicorns. They don't EXIST

143 faves · 127 comments · Jan 14, 2013 8:13pm

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PinkGlitter4 · 1 decade ago
I guess i'm 1/2 a unicorn.... Hey @ellomynameisbrr
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ThatWittyGuy · 1 decade ago
D'aw
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
I know that there are some mean people out there. But has anyone ever stopped to think why they are the way that they are? They may be called ugly, stupid, fat, countless of names to bring them down. And they just think that they've had enough, so they return the comments to other girls to make themselves feel better. Every girl is beautiful at heart. Even if it may take some time to reach the surface.
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ElloMyNameIsBrr · 1 decade ago
I'm a unicorn
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
you are beautiful :) hold your head up high and smile :) it will only make you look even more gorgeous then you already are :)
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ElloMyNameIsBrr · 1 decade ago
do you use chat on witty?
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
I never knew there was a chat :P
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ElloMyNameIsBrr · 1 decade ago
i figured out yesterday :|
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
oh cool, I think I just got it
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Fake_a_smile · 1 decade ago
i am part unicorn im also ugly your argument is invalid
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
I do not think you are ugly. not one bit. You are gorgeous. Absolutely stunning, in your own way, the is completely unique to yourself, and to the world around you
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Unicorns exist :) Rhinos have horns...right? They're just overweight unicorns :D
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justinbieberlover6969 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO! Made my day!
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Aha :) It's true though, those unicorns need to lay off the damn rainbow and go running.
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justinbieberlover6969 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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LONERFORLIFEEE · 1 decade ago
.....unicorns exist
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nova ♥* · 1 decade ago
Unicorns don't exist? D:
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hockeyprincess11 · 1 decade ago
I love this quote so please don't take this the wrong way!! I just want to point out that every single girl on this website has called someone else ugly. In all honesty, I think there are some ugly girls. Their personalities are ugly and their just not that pretty. &if they aren't that pretty... that doesn't mean their personality isn't beautiful! That could be your point is that our personalities are beautiful no matter what our faces look like.. that'd be true.
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
lol i knew this quote would cause alot of comments when i saw it
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Miss_OK16 · 1 decade ago
cute!! but bs ..unicorns exist
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
This quote gave me aids. -nods-
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
lollllll
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bye* · 1 decade ago
omfgg crying
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
Mission accomplished.
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polka_dot_afro · 1 decade ago
UNICORNS DO EXIST. i have a rainbow one called bob, he can also fly, and he doesnt have wings :)
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago
Yes they do. Their is plenty of ugly girls
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camerlinexx99 · 1 decade ago
hahahha that was so mean but really funny
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago
Not to be mean. I'm not a mean person but some girls just say it for attention.
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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
and i am a unicorn... or was in a past life.
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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
...except for the fact that unicorns do exist.
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immadragonhearmeRAWR · 1 decade ago
Wait, so you're saying unicorns don't exist??? All of my childhood dreams, gone, right now...

And to everybody who thinks they are ugly-You aren't! It's what's on the inside that counts, and most people here are nice, caring, wonderful people! Don't constantly push yourself down, and remember, if you think you are a unicorn because you are 'ugly', you should know that unicorns are actually beautiful animals, and that kings in ancient stories/lands/places/times/whatever wanted to capture them! Moral of the statement: If you think you're ugly, a unicorn, then that means a king wants to catch you
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LookAtMeIJust · 1 decade ago
YOU SIT UPON A THRONE OF LIES.
There's Unicorns AND ugly girls.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
UNICORNS EXIST, what do you think rhinos are? old age unicorns.
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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
actually, rhinos are the fatter version on unicorns, and unicorns are the fit version...
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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
And narwhals are the aquatic version
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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
true dat
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ILoveYouXX28 · 1 decade ago
I bet you had to say 'you are beautiful' to a LOT of girls because of this quote.
But you should know that it is VERY sweet of you.
P.S: Read your profile, you WILL find the right girl buddy!
Most of the guys are jerks but you aren't.
P.P.S: Sorry for being random...

I am so random. xPP
Love, Vanshi. xx
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