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"Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
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 "Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes scissors."
 
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sheldon cooper "Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock.

188 faves · 6 comments · Jan 9, 2013 4:27pm

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MaddieApple42 · 1 decade ago
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock is way more fun though...
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phee · 1 decade ago
yeaah
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Water307 · 1 decade ago
YES! I've been looking for this!!
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lollypopgrl7 · 1 decade ago
i've actually played rock paper scissors lizard spock, really fun just saying
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phee · 1 decade ago
really?ahaa
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tinkerma · 1 decade ago
lol
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