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So today my boyfriend's friends stole his phone and sent some texts that were meant to imply he was cheating on me (HE WASN'T) and I got mad at him for letting them do that (because I think most normal humans would get at least a bit grumpy) and then he said,

"Bye. I'll maybe text you in a few weeks, maybe not. BYE."

because apparently I'm being "mad and btchy".

can i have some moral support or at least some original bad names to call him or something you guys?
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So today my boyfriend's friends stole his phone and sent

30 faves · 19 comments · Jan 9, 2013 4:23am

BlackButterflies

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BriaSaysRandomStuffx · 1 decade ago
When he 'decides' to talk to yu. Ignore him for how long he did yu. Taste of his own medicine is what he needs.!
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IrishRoast247 · 1 decade ago
oh wow, what a douch3
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Chicmisspriss · 1 decade ago
Call him a LBR. [Lozer beyond repair]
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imonlyhuman* · 1 decade ago
That Bastered!
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Marrcus · 1 decade ago
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU DON'T NEED HIM TO TALK TO YOU FOR THOSE WEEKS. HE'S JUST BEING A TOTAL . SO SHOW HIM YOU DON'T NEED HIM. DON'T TALK TO HIM AT SCHOOL AND LOOK HOT DOING IT MKAY. LAUGH, BE HAPPY, SHOW HIM YOUR HAPPY WITHOUT HIM AND THAT WILL MEAN YOU WILL WANT TO BE IN YOUR HAPPY LIFE AND HE WILL BE CRAWLING BACK LIKE A SICK PUPPY.
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WildChild443 · 1 decade ago
Say he's a poo head.
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has_no_life · 1 decade ago
even though i have to say your boy friend is being a complete dicl/ head!
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has_no_life · 1 decade ago
guys seriously, as much as your boy friend is all of the names, stop the swearing or else witty could be like shut down or something! if you already dont know what im talking about go to steves account and see for your self! :(
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
It's not always a good idea to do this, but I must share this....
(I saw this on witty earlier in the year)

Him: calls you a name
You: I've been called worse
Him: What?
You: Your girlfriend.

That probably won't resolve anything, but It sounds funny. :)
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
...Um..I'm going to sound lame, but why don't you talk to him? Sort things out..
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lifewillbelife · 1 decade ago
when you see him go: is that your head or your ? and if he insults you back reply:that coming from the cover kid of abortion magazine? or: your so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to you WAIT TIME FOR A LIST:If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid,I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.,Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a ,You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.Hey, you have somthing on your chin... 3rd one down,Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?,The only positive thing about you is your HIV status,your so ugly you turned medusa to stone,Nice tan, orange is my favourite colour,Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.,I heard they're selling souls at the shop you should get one,You so ugly you made Frankenstein look dreamy,You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You got draged through forest. AND THATS ABOUT IT! yay go own him!
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
lol this made my dad for no reason<3 I LOVE YOU
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depression_hurts · 1 decade ago
this was halarious! :')
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lifewillbelife · 1 decade ago
i used to get bullied alot so i came up with these to get back at them
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depression_hurts · 1 decade ago
good idea, and I like that you said USED TO :)
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sheldabest · 1 decade ago
, jerk and , your welcome :)
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lifewillbelife · 1 decade ago
say to him about the text: should i be offended? beacause currently the the only thing offendind me is your face
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
She's supposed to like him, remember...? But LOL OMG
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JusttSmilee · 1 decade ago
For some reason I love your comment of "she's supposed to like him, remember" :P
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