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Hey guys, I'm Emily Colleen.

funnygirl99
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March 5, 2013 8:56pm UTC

i'm leaving witty

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funnygirl99
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February 23, 2013 9:55pm UTC

i think my boyfriends going to break up with me because hes ignoring me.
WELP I GUESS IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. should've seen this coming.

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funnygirl99
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February 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I miss the days when formats took forever and people were really proud of them. Now you can just hit "random format" and not even care.
I also miss the days when Wittians knew it was "add to Faves" not "like"... if you roll over the heart under the quote it says "add to Faves"

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funnygirl99
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February 6, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Hush little teenager, don't say a word.
Mama's gunna buy you the whole wide world.
And if that world is a piece of sh*t,
don't think Mama's gunna give a sh*t.
Instead she'll buy you your own very blade,
and say "Be careful, but cut the right way.
Life's tough b*tch but don't you cry.
Instead just cut and tell the world goodbye."
And now the poor little teenager's gone,
all because the world made her think she didn't belong

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January 29, 2013 5:06pm UTC

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December 12, 2012 8:29pm UTC

"You need to turn it down a notch," I said as I turned the setting down on my stove.

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December 2, 2012 12:52am UTC

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December 2, 2012 12:38am UTC

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November 24, 2012 1:16am UTC

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November 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC

i hate when i'm with my boyfriend and we're hugging and all of sudden my stomach just decides, "oh, here's some random noises, you're welCOME"

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October 27, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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October 27, 2012 8:39pm UTC

And does anyone else remember...
"My Quote, no jocking, please!"
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October 1, 2012 12:58am UTC

He makes me feel beautiful and loved. :3

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funnygirl99
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September 21, 2012 7:33pm UTC

I hate it when I tell someone my life is messed up,
and they respond with:
"Uh, what? No it's not."
It just leaves me wanting to punch them in the face.
They don't live my life, they don't know what it's like.

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funnygirl99
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September 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC

My Chemical Romance. ♥

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August 22, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Person: I don't support gay marriage, because I'm not gay.
Me:
Me: Yeah. Just like you don't support healing cancer, because you don't have cancer.

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funnygirl99
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August 21, 2012 8:50pm UTC

k. so the guy i like wont tell me who he likes.
balls.

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funnygirl99
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August 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

When I post a picture on Facebook:
Mom:
Aunt:
Cousin:
Grandma:
Best Friend: