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I'M PERFECTLY FINE

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I'M PERFECTLY FINE w i t h h a v i n g o t h e r p e o p

672 faves · 5 comments · Jan 3, 2013 7:55pm

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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Lol I'm not. If they moaned I would just be like ", you wanted me on your lap, you're getting the whole damn package".
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pearsareawsome · 1 decade ago
haha same! i read this and i couldnt stop laughing! XD
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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
Same...
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lynskywalker · 1 decade ago
Im the same exact way. And with piggyback rides. I feel like I'm just too heavy
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23chars · 1 decade ago
finally someone understands<3
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