In
Movies:
Actor: *takes actress to dance floor*
Actress: I can't
dance.
Actor: Yes you can, try
it. Feel the music!
Actress: *Dances like a
freaking pro.*
Reality:
Him: *asks me to dance*
Me: I can't dance.
Him: C'mon try it! i bet you can!
Me: *dances like a retarded whale.*
