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0 faves · 105 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
awww, you're beautiful, don't ever even think about hurting yourself, you're perfect the way you are, you're unique, put a smile on that pretty face.
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
(not the offensive way -->) you should become a laywer. You're literally invincible.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
And I'd look hot in a suit.
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Cat445 · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Haha you can't spell, haha.
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ImNotNormal · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Some do, some don't. It's life.
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Witty_Queenx08 · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
omnomnomnom
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ThatWittyGuy · 1 decade ago
You eat d-cks? Cool
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Witty_Queenx08 · 1 decade ago
Uh, no. He's an assh0le. Didn't you read the quote?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Either he's slightly retarded, or he's implying that i'm a dick.
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ridemydino · 1 decade ago
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Pesadilla happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
same its like being too sarcastic for idiots
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TouchTheClouds · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Thanks Ghandi.
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TouchTheClouds · 1 decade ago
No offense but that right there is why people think that.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Thanks again, Ghandi.
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TouchTheClouds · 1 decade ago
You're welcome.
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XoXoVictoriaXoXo · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You got me...
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XoXoVictoriaXoXo · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Because I put it there.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I don't wonder why?
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
so u r fully aware that ur an and that doesnt bother u.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
I think he is fully aware, and if it bothered him, he'd probably change. The thing is, that would be no fun. I think you should stop now coz really.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
So offending people is now "fun"
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
No. Speaking your mind is fun. The rises you get out of people os just a nice perk.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
So for example if in your mind u thought this kid was ugly, does that mean u should say to that kid that they r ugly because that is "speaking what u think on your mind" did your parents ever teach u that if you've got nothing nice to say Dont say it? Guess not.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
That was so stupid. While I couldo do that and label it as "speaking my mind," that's being an instigator and basically me being a-okay with being punched in the face. What I mean is that if I have an opinion, I want to freely say it. It ma be rude, but I'm not here to be politically correct, kind, or the kind of girl who fears stepping on toes. It isn't just unnecessarily blurting out a jacka.ss comment like your example was.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
y was it so stupid. I was just putting what u said into an example. an instigator is someone who incites which is to provoke something. what did I provoke. I reckon u r the instigator who felt like she needed to butt into something that had nothing to do with u. the thing that u said about being punched in the face made no sense so im not gonna reply to that. I didnt say u were here to do all them things. and ok if u wanna walk around and be b! tchy snd mean then thats fine by me. tell me how it was a jacka.ss comment when I was basically just putting into practice what u said. if u thought my comment was jacka.ss that means u r implying that what u said earlier was jacka.ss. now exscuse me whilst I go and unfollow u..
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Ok that was so stupid I can physically feel my IQ dropping. You obviously understood NOTHING I said. Believe me, though, I don't care if you unfollow me. It really isn't even a minor loss.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
I never sad u were stupid. I never said u were stupid. Now u r plucking random crap out of the air. And I believe I understood perfectly well about what u said. Do go into more depth how I was wrong about what u said. I actually got a certificate because I am the best at comprehension and inference in the grade, soo... I never said u would care. Ii didn't say it was a loss. I don't even no y I followed u in the first place
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
And now you're getting to the point where you make no sense. At all.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
I make sense. I know I do. Maybe u r too small minded to understand. Tell me, which parts don't make sense.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
All of it. I'm definitely not small minded; you just make no sense.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
I could make 5 other people read Iit and it would make perfect sense to them. I don't even no y I'm bothering with u. U r totally not worth the time or effort
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
My fu.cking god just learn to spell and I might not try to light myself on fire the next time you inevitably reply.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
You may be quite new to this concept but people use smaller words or letters to represent a word because its quicker, easier and less time consuming. And who are you? my English teacher? Now that we are talking about Spelling and grammar, you used inevitably incorrectly. ineveitably's definition is: in such a manner as could not be otherwise. So explain how I reply in such a manner that could be otherwise. If you are going to criticise people on their English then u might as well get yours right first.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Just so you know, the Oxford Comma is necessary. If I were your English teacher, you'd know inevitable means unavoidable. As in, there's no way you won't reply to me, and I'll have to still read your mind-numbingly stupid comments.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
gosh, im not at school. when im on the intranet I dont care if its grammatically correct as long as its correct. and I'll jave u know I am in an advanced placement class for english. if u read my comment properly, the definition I wrote meant the same thing. so according to you, I unavoidably reply which still doesnt make sense. you cant really talk to me abou replying when u keep on replying yourself, talk about hypocrites. I dont force u to read my comments u are the one who chooses to continuoisly click your notifications, go this quote, and find my comment. You CHOOSE to read my comments. you called my comments stupid. oh my god ive just broken down into tears I am so offended. by the way I am an honours student who gets straight As.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
YOU'RE ON THE INTRANET. YOU DON'T CARE IF IT'S GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AS LONG AS IT'S CORRECT. AYOOOOOO LEGGOOOOO CUTTING ALL MY LIMBS OF OHHHH
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
I say intranet because me and my friends think it sounds cool and quirky. I meant as long as it gets the point across. I made a mistake. SHOOT ME. I was in a rush cos I have a social life unlike some wittians. you have clearly never made a mistake because youre miss perfect.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Well at least your last sentence- unlike everything else you've said- is both true and understandable.
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
so are you telling me you have never made a mistake because if that's true that means: you havent lived, you havent accomplished anything great and youve not learnt lessons in life. never making a mistake in life is the worst thing so I dont know how you see it as a good thing. Also, are you calling me a liar? Everything i said is completely and utterly true, its not my fault if you are too stupid to understand. gain, i am in an advanced placement class in english and i yesterday i got the top mark on my test so stop pretending like you know everything about me and stop being a prejudice.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
You just owned her .
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Nah, I do as I please.
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
Good for you. (That's not sarcastic btw)
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Solalapo · 1 decade ago
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Solalapo · 1 decade ago
*.hole.
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xxx_Geena_xxx · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Well that's good.
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_Angiee_ · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Thanks, girl.
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_Angiee_ · 1 decade ago
Your welcome......
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You're*.
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_Angiee_ · 1 decade ago
Thanks for the correction I so needed that .
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Happy to help.
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SkinnyLove_ · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Thanks.
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
<3
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
<3 <3
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I may be an .hole, but at least I can spell the word you*.
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
you are not funny, you're just an hole.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Aww.... that one hurt me..
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
haha im so glad. get a fuucking life
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Where do I buy one? Will they be cheaper now that Christmas is over? You know, some kind of after Christmas Sale?
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
i said get , not buy. learn to read.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Yeah but, that's implying that the life is already used... I want a brand new life.
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
you honestly make no sense. your statements are so stupid.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
It's the fact that you think i'm being serious is what makes you stupid..
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
the fact that you think im taking you seriously is more stupid.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
But you are... I mean, you're illiterate, so I doubt you could comprehend my sarcasm.
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
im not stupid , you are. your sarcasm isn't funny either. just telling you
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You're right.. I should just stop making quotes..
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
no , you can do whatever the you want. im just telling you that your personality is really sh*tty
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
But i'm the best.
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
lol in your dreams
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I'm not sleeping.
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
yeah but you aren't the best so whatever.
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acidbath · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
And I love making quotes for you to read the comments:)
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Anila* · 1 decade ago
y do u guys hate on him so much??
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
lol cuz hes retarded
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I'm retarded? Says the one who can't spell.
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Anila* · 1 decade ago
how? he's funny :s i dnt see how he's retarded tho ._.
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Trustmeee · 1 decade ago
Hahaha^^
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
lol its true though
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Trustmeee · 1 decade ago
I know thats why I'm laughing
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
lol yeah
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
"I'm retarded? says the one who cant spell." LOL haha I love reading the comments
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Make your own quote, biitch.
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LiliBlackHeart · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I'm awesome.
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LiliBlackHeart · 1 decade ago
yes, you are.
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Anila* · 1 decade ago
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Question Mark?
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Anila* · 1 decade ago
no :p people dnt think ur an hahaha
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Anila* · 1 decade ago
.hole*
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