Me: *telling a story that the guy I like just so happens to be involved in
Me: *thinking omigod don't blush. Show no emotion. You hate him. You hate him so much. GET ANGRY.
Me:STOP IT EMOTIONS I HAVE TO LOOK NORMAL ON THE OUTSIDE
Me: CONTAIN. YOURESELF.
Me: OMIGOD I need to stop having this internal discussion with myself. What am I even saying right now.
Me: DAMN YOU, BRAIN.
Me: I must look like such an idiot right now.
Me: Just keep telling the story and pretend you're an average person.
Me: *finishes story
Me:
Me:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Best Friend: You're blushing so hard right now.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Sh/t.