Girlfriend: Roses are red
Violets are
blue,
you are my boyfriend and i
love you!
Boyfriend: Thanks babe, i
love you too
Girlfriend: ...But the
roses are wilting,
The violets are
dead,
I heard you've been
cheating,
and i'll knock off your
head!
Boyfriend: Ah, about
that...
Girlfriend: Roses are red Violets are blue, you are my boyfriend
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Dec 12, 2012 10:20pm