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AllyQueen98

1. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 8:15am UTC
   I'm going to comment a sentence, then someone comments a continuation, and just keep going. I'll make a quote with all of it once it ends. Try to keep it making sense. Oh and don't reply comment like on top of it ok
   GO »
   
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2. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 8:03am UTC
   THAT ACKWARD MOMENT
   When all you get for Christmas from your friends is lotion...
   
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3. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Admit it
   , we all want a vampire boyfriend,
   but a werewolf to be madly in love with us!!
   
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4. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:51am UTC
   ANTI-JOKE #15
   What is invisible and smells likes carrots?
   Invisible carrots,
   
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5. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:48am UTC
   ANTI-JOKE #14
   What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
   A fridge.
   
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6. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:45am UTC
   ANTI-JOKE #13
   How do you stop a bus?
   Throw little children at it.
   
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7. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:42am UTC
   ANTI-Joke #12
   Why did the plane crash?
   The pilot was a loaf of bread.
   
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8. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:38am UTC
   ANTI-JOKE #11
   What has two legs and is red all over?
   A half of a cat.
   
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9. AllyQueen98
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 8:35am UTC
   ANTI-JOKE #10
   How did the fat guy survive the air crash?
   He didn't he died like everyone else.
   
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10. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:31am UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #9
    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.
    
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11. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:29am UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #8
    What is blue and smells like red paint?
    Blue Paint.
    
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12. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Oh me and my friends texting... good times... good times
    ME: texting friend: peek-a-boo
    FRIEND: woah i didn't expect you to be under those hands
    literally peeed my pants!!!
    
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13. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Since evrybody seemed to like my first haiku, I thought I'd write another one...
    Vegetables
    Tomatoes are red
    Green beans are green, and more green
    Pumpkins are orange
    ...aren't I like the next Shakespeare or WHAT??!!!!
    
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14. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    I had to write a hailku today this is what I wrote...
    FRUITS
    The apple is red
    The banana is yellow
    The pear is light green
    ...got an A+
    
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15. AllyQueen98
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    December 6, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Why is it that all of the other girls have boyfiends but i can't manage to even have my first kiss?
    
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16. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    ANTI-JOKE#7
    What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
    A pharmacists.
    
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17. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:14am UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #5
    Why was the boy sad?
    He had a frog stapled to his face.
    
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18. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:11am UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #4
    How did the girl fall off her bike?
    I threw a fridge at her.
    
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19. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #3
    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
    He got hit by a bus.
    
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20. AllyQueen98
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    ANTI-JOKE #2
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    It wasn't. Numbers are sentient and thus incabable of feeling fear.
    
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