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Voldemort's Christmas Song

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
AND HIDE IN A HOLE
I'LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I'M MAKING A LIST
OF PEOPLE I HATE
WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I'LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE
AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD
I'LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE, OH!.

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