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*At our after-school band practice*
My band teacher: Guys, quiet down! I just have a couple of few announcments before you can leave.
Me: *Looks at clock and sighs*
Band Teacher: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: *Takes out phone, texts self and says "Baby is coming, come out NOW!!!" Changes contact to 'Mom'*
Teacher: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: *Jumping out of my seat* MR FERRARO! MY MOM IS HAVING HER BABY RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE TO LEAVE!!! *Shows him text*
Teacher: OH MY GOD! GO, LEAVE NOW!!

Lol. I'm smart.

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*At our after-school band practice* My band teacher: Guys, quiet

449 faves · 18 comments · Dec 3, 2012 6:04pm

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SetFireToTheRain · 1 decade ago
My math teacher's name is Mr. Ferraro o.O
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
weirdd....
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SetFireToTheRain · 1 decade ago
Yeah but he's old.. really old. xD
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
oh, my teacher's young...MAYBE YOUR TEACHER IS MY TEACHERS DADDY!!! LOL
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SetFireToTheRain · 1 decade ago
D: that is so weird to think about!
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
One time I pretended my dad called me, and when I "answered" I pretended he was screaming his head off at me, so I got to get out earlier than everyone else :D
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
what did he say the next day?????
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
He was like "So how's your mom doing?" And I was like "She's great. And Sally is adorable!" LOL
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha i freaking love you lol (in a non lesbo way haha )
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
hahaha
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
You're awesome!
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
AHHHH, the things us band geeks do... XD
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
ikr
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Twilight_Saga23 · 1 decade ago
thats smart! imma try that! (but wudnt he ask you why you had your phone out?)
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
well it was after school and so we kind of all just had our phones there with us
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Twilight_Saga23 · 1 decade ago
truee! imma use this tomorrow for band :P
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
lol
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
You just made my day so much better.
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