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My questions:


If a word was misspelled in the dictionary...how would we ever know?
Why do we press harder on the TV remote buttons... when we already know its broken?
When you erase a word...where does it go?
How come glue...doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
How the third hand on a clock... is called the "second hand"?
Why do women open thier mouths when applying mascara?
Why can't we keep our eyes open....when sneezing?
Why are they called "apartments".... when they are actually closer?
Can blind people...see thier dreams?
When deaf people read...do they still hear that little voice in thier head?

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My questions: If a word was misspelled in the dictionary...how

21 faves · 8 comments · Nov 29, 2012 4:05pm

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JadenSmithsWife · 1 decade ago
its called the second hand because it counts the seconds..(:
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jaymeforever1112 · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh the blind one seeing their dreams kinda freaks me out!
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HiH3yHello · 1 decade ago
Saw that on facebook lol
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starposk · 1 decade ago
YOu can't sneeze with your eyes open because when you sneeze a large amount of force goes thoughout your head. if you open them your eyes will pop out of their sockets.
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JadenSmithsWife · 1 decade ago
mythbusters busted that myth!(:
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iridescentstorm · 1 decade ago
That escalated quickly.
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sarebobo101* · 1 decade ago
LOL
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starposk · 1 decade ago
IT did. Yes.
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