Destiny's help:
How to get a boyfriend?
Hey beyotches! This is for my favourite ever wittians to reaize how to find a lover! Anyone can do it! Its just better to go to the popular hot ones! I did that, and u should get a guy before 11 (im 12!)

. Be popular! Look at the girls who r popular and mimic their clothes and behaviour and personality and befriend them and listen to their music and wear expensive pretty clothes (NO GRAPHICS EXCEPT HOODIES - MAKE SURE ITS OVER £30) and ur be proper popular!!

. Be pretty! Get thinner, grow long hair or get extensions, straighten your hair and leave it down, wear perfume, smell nice, add lots and lots of make-up! (I like going for the "natural" look - Litte bit of liner, lots of mascara, blush and foundation and lip gloss - lush!)

. HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS! Be closer to the more popular ones tho!

. Then get closer to da popular boys in class sit by them ad chat and act dumb but be funny and sweet! dont be shy

. DON'T ASK THEM OUT! Keep talking to him until he asks u out, and if it never happens, go for another popular hot guy!

love destiny (princessboutique) xoxoxo
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if you dont want to be popular and get a hot guy -
well why not? well if ur crazy anyway, just ask some random nerd out and if he doesnt say yes then... your like so lowwww, and you need my advice asap!!!

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Destiny's help: How to get a boyfriend? Hey beyotches! This

1 faves · 22 comments · Nov 23, 2012 1:00pm

cristymusicluver · 1 decade ago
I don't even... What kind of advice is this!!!
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
finish your sentences before you even attempt to talk to me!
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terryschocolate · 1 decade ago
oooohhhh mmmyyyyyy what is wrogn with you?! as harsh as that may sound..
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
do you know me? uh no, so shut up. if you want some sugar-coated *** about the right one coming, then go somewhere else. just telling the truth here
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So_This_Is_Life · 1 decade ago
I can't find the words to describe how much is wrong with this quote. Please don't do another like this. Telling people to do this will only damage their self esteems.
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
well they better get fricking used to it, otherwise they shouldnt be on the internet should they?
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
Are you kissing me? Why would you tell someone to be thinner and not be them self. Why would you tell them to become someone just because some guy is hot? Beside YOUR 12, you know nothing about date and your not even old enough for this website!
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
kissing me? and i just turned 13 a week ago :L so yeah
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
i ment kidding me
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briannafizzy · 1 decade ago
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
u gonna make me?
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WishingYouWereHere · 1 decade ago
What did I just read...
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
my quote?
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
I gotta agree with @ThisCharmlessGirl and yeah you are only 12 like me and i seriously dont want a boyfriend right now LIVE YOUR LIFE!! Its not about being popular if i wanted a guy in a few years i would be with the one who is sweet and loves me for me not for the makeup that is not you. I dont think anyone would want to date a popular guy well maybe they do but most populars wont last long. This is the worst advice EVER! Acting dumb? Youve got to be kidding me im only 12 but i know that wont work it makes you look stupid and some guys like smart girls even the 'popular hot guys' Your advice is to get THINNER!!? Wow you seriously just.... wow
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
yeah its not actually meant to be taken seriously, only a bit of it is, theres kind of a moral and a girl actually asked me for help i will even give u her name and stuff shes from my school
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
You shouldnt give bad advice that no one needs or wants i mean the only fave is from you. im just saying you should live your life you are only 12 BE YOURSELF (Like the makeup, you dont need it oh and FYI the 'natural' look is no makeup)
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAH this is the biggest joke ever
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newyorkrangers1497 · 1 decade ago
agreeeeed. hahaha:p
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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
Take It from me, (I'm a freshman in highschool) this is no way to get a boy. Also, you should not just go after "hot popular boys" they don't last very long. Go for someone who has a good personality, don't just base your 'love' on looks, that will get you no where. You shouldn't have to fake who you are to get someone to like you. Or else the whole relationship is fake. pointless. BE YOURSELF. if guys don't like who you are, then thats their problam.. Not yours. Sure, clothes are fun and all, but they shouldn't be your main priority. You can save the money your using to buy pointless outfits your going to eventually grow out of, on something worth more. Save up for a future car, or collage.THATS what truly matters. Another thing, don't act dumb in front of a guy. It's not cute. It's not anyway to get someone to really like you. Be yourself. I'm sure they would lik that a lot more than the fake side your showing them. Also, have some respect for yourself. You don't need to rely on boys, I mean come on! Your only 12. Embrace your childhood. Stop trying to grow up so fast, before you know it, you will be 30 and wonder what the hell happened. Never skip the opportunity to play board games with your family or play make believe. Your childhood is a lot shorter than the amount of time your an adult. Stay yound as long as you can.
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
its this way to get a boy and of course personality matters too and no otherwise i'd get teased and i dont see my family setting down to a board game!!!!
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ThisCharmlessGirl · 1 decade ago
Is this a joke?
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
some of it is, the last bit is anyway xx
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