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WishingYouWereHere

1. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   A BIG SHOUTOUT
   To all of those who still volunteer their time to search through "newest" quotes.
   You are appreciated.
   Never Forgotten.
   Can we just have a moment of silence or something.
   
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2. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 11:13am UTC
   But I think the real question here is:
   If you go to Homecoming without a slutty dress...
   ...did you really even go to Homecoming at all?
   
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3. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 12:47pm UTC
   I LOVE IT WHEN #2
   People think it's really cool to report your quotes even though they completely follow the rules. Honestly, I love that so much. Keep up the good work, Wittians. That is just my favorite thing ever. It's better than Nickelback and Congress and Genital Warts. I just love it.
   P.S. THAT WAS SARCASM.
   STOP DOING THAT POR FAVOR.
   
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4. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   I think it's kind of funny how we all have absolutely no social lives..
   ..But like..when you hover over the Witty symbol in the top left hand corner, it's all like.
   PARTY TIME.
   Haha.
   Like we'd ever be invited to a party.
   Please invite me to a party.
   
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5. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   I Love it When: #1
   You're previewing your quote and the website says, "For the love of cats, please follow the rules".
   Oh Steve .
   
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6. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   Me: I wanna get skinny.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: MOOOOOOMMM!! DO WE HAVE ANY ICECREAM?
   
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8. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   That rare moment
   When someone actually texts you, And You're All Like,
   "What? ...I HAVE FRIENDS !?"
   
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9. WishingYouWereHere
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 10:19am UTC
   I'm not like most people.
   - most people.
   
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10. WishingYouWereHere
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    HEY YOU
    Yeah you.
    NO.
    Not you.
    YOU.
    I have something REALLY important to tell you so don't stop reading this.
    I like...
    YOUR FACE.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

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