* In Denny's and waiter comes over*
Waiter: And what can i get ya'll today?
Me: I would like, a glass of frozen
water with melted ice,and a plate of tortured
unfertilized embryo's.
Waiter:
Dad:
Sister:
Me:
Mom: Lace, this is why you don't have friends.
Waiter:
Mom: *sighs* She means, a glass of
ice water, and scrambled eggs.
