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Romeo: Hey I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a capulet and got bummed so I snuck into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like 2 scenes ago
Romeo: so marry me maybe



 

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186 faves · 4 comments · Nov 1, 2012 10:49pm

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elizabethanne12 · 1 decade ago
ugh worst book ever! if romeo never went to the dinner party then he would never have met juliet and then he wouldn't have ended up killing himself for her because he loved her so much like what the heck even haha
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
I'm dead. This is so perfect and we literally just read this in E/LA today.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
we're doing romeo and juliet in english right now
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hzisfhx40 · 1 decade ago
omg, im dyinggg :))
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