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I want the kind of guy that
has a dirty, sarcastic sense of humor,                                                       
will let me wear the pants, but take control when I can't handle something
will fight with me over stupid little things,                                                         
but at the same time will forgive and forget quickly like I do.                           
The kind of guy that,                                                                              
instead of getting me jewelery or candy will get me stuffed animals and books
will spend a day inside with me watching bad movies,                                     
that teases me constantly and laughs when I tease him back.  
that let's me wear his sweatshirts and sweatpants.                               

Funny thing is,                    
I've already met him.. but I can't have him..                          

 


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I want the kind of guy that has a dirty, sarcastic sense of humor,

395 faves · 7 comments · Nov 1, 2012 2:53pm

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webshine18 · 1 decade ago
This is the story of my life....
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Witty_Queenx08 · 1 decade ago
Funny thing is, I had that for 2 years. And I broke up with him because I'm a freaking idiot :'(
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dont · 1 decade ago
It's never too late to get him back..
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Witty_Queenx08 · 1 decade ago
I messed things up way too much this time. We dated 3 times already, and he said this was the last time. /:
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littlenattycastronovo · 1 decade ago
me too. /:
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livcon9 · 1 decade ago
This = My secret dream life. lol
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
ooh.. books as a gift.. if you don't like him anymore, you can give hiom to me, thats just SOOO sweet
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