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duudeitsbianca

Status: Theoretically married to Liam Payne

Member Since: 2 Aug 2011 01:38pm

Last Seen: 25 Mar 2013 05:23pm

Birthday: October 29

Location: PA

Gender: F

user id: 202619

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow âï¿½¥

Hi!(: Bianca, directioner. One Direction, Tom Daley, David Franco, Taylor Swift, Mean Girls, John Tucker Must DIe, Spider Man, Percy Jackson. I just like to have fun and live.
LWWY

See the little music box, UP AND TO THE LEFT? Press the play button, you won't regret it <3

duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 11:10pm UTC

When you pour a bowl of cereal and then you realize there's no milk so you just sit there wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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duudeitsbianca
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October 19, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Drake and Josh was not funny.
said no one ever.

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 2:57pm UTC

And does anyone else
Have trouble spreading cream cheese on bagels?

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duudeitsbianca
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September 10, 2012 7:11pm UTC

When you catch him looking
at you.♥

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Forever Alone?
Nope. Just forever AVAILABLE.

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 4:30am UTC

I just wanna go into the woods and belt out I Will Alway Love You. Ya know, and not even care how bad i sound, just belt it out.

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duudeitsbianca
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September 1, 2012 1:53am UTC

Hey want to get a quickie in before school? ;)
*I whisper to my laptop as i login to tumblr...*

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Normal people delema: Their boyfriend broke up with them
My delema: Mike and Ike broke up

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duudeitsbianca
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August 24, 2012 9:30pm UTC

THE ARE YOU KIDDING ME MOMENT:
When you get your period the day before the first day of school.

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 12:38am UTC

Mom: Honey, i bought you some new jeans to sleep in.
Me: Thanks mom, but personally i like to sleep in pajamas. But thats just me.
Mom: Yeah, they're PAJAMA jeans.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *facepalm*

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 2:53pm UTC

*Off witty for a month*
Wow i'm gonna have like 1,000 notifications!
*log on to witty*
Oh.
*you have 2 notifications*

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duudeitsbianca
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September 5, 2011 7:19pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Anyone else representing.
PENNSYLVANIA. ♥
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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Witty needs a search bar for
your favorites!
Cause when i wanna show my friend a quote that i favorited, i really dont wanna search through 50 pages.
Fave if you want one to <3
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duudeitsbianca
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September 2, 2011 1:30am UTC

click to see this quote

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:38pm UTC

kissing test<3 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3.copy and past this quote 4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser yeeah buddy.(;

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:21pm UTC

Follow. for a . Follow.
pleeed.
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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:04am UTC

Dear 30 open Internet tabs,
which one of you is playing the music?
Sincerely, frustrated.
♥♥♥

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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 1:53am UTC

TRUE STORY.
*i hold up a sign that says i love
Anessa Bartusek (my best friend)*
And she was gonna do the same thing
My mom: why would you hold up a sign that says that? people are gonna think your gay?
Me: HAHAHAHA! no mom, just no.
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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:51pm UTC

Why does Edward Cullens. Sparkle?
Maybe its MAYBELLINE.
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duudeitsbianca
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Dear Osama.
R.I.P.
under the sea.
(rest in a pineapple under the sea )

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