TEACHER: Why didn’t
you study? STUDENT:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away
52 Sundays,
there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263
days left. We sleep 8 hours a day,
in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're
left with 141 days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days
are gone,
so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating
each day, 30
days are used in this way in the year,
and we are left with 96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family,
that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81
days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your
year;
hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
you're left with 3 days in the year to study!
Let's say you only go out for 2 days...
You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
That's why I did not study..
