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Aguidiadam

Status: Life is about having fun.

Member Since: 24 Oct 2012 08:26pm

Last Seen: 17 Nov 2012 06:06am

Location: Tangier

Gender: M

user id: 335973

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If you sit down by a river bank, and wait long enough, you will see the bodies of you enemies float by.
  1. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:03am UTC
    I sleep less, i'm tired. I sleep more, i'm tired too.
    Life is impossible...

  2. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I deleted one of my friend’s number from my phone book Because of certain misunderstandings between us. Today i received a friendship message from an unknown number. I replied ‘WHO are you” ?
    The reply made me cry: " Idiot! don't you even know how the spelling of "HOW" ?! I am fine yaaar...
    real friends are really real

  3. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    my neighbor called the cops because I was listening to Metallica songs too loud..
    They arrested him.

  4. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I'd like to kick u in the teeth then again why should i improve ur look..

  5. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted to wake me up, I disagreed. Things got violent, now it's broken and I'm awake. Not sure who won.

  6. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Today,
    I discovered that "Made in UK" stickers are made in China...

  7. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

  8. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:24am UTC
    There are three types of people in this world:
    those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

  9. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Police call it "reckless driving",
    we call it skills :D

  10. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    B**ch please, My phone battery last longer Than your relationships.

  11. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I don't like to get angry. It makes me angry...

  12. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Step off a balcony of a two story building,
    whether you believe in gravity or not,
    you will most likely come crashing to the ground..

  13. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:54am UTC
    We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ♥♥

  14. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Anything the mind can conceive and believe. The body can achieve.

  15. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Google is only 13 years old and knows better than me..

  16. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:22am UTC
    TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?
    STUDENT:
    A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays,
    there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day,
    in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days.
    If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone,
    so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30
    days are used in this way in the year,
    and we are left with 96 days in our year.
    We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family,
    that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
    Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year;
    hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of
    holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
    Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
    you're left with 3 days in the year to study!
    Let's say you only go out for 2 days...
    You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day
    is your birthday.
    That's why I did not study..

  17. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:10am UTC
    I want to go back in time and want my childhood days back when
    "Dad" was the only "Hero"
    "Love" was "Mom's hug"
    "Highest place on earth" was "Dad's shoulder"
    "My worst enemies" were "My own siblings"
    Only thing that could "hurt" were "skinned knees"
    The only thing "Broken" were my "Toys"
    and when "Goodbyes" meant till "Tomorrow"

  18. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I'm not happy as much as i'm sad, i'm not intelligent as much as i'm stupid, i'm not sane as much as i'm insane, I'm not alive as much as i'm dead..
    I've learned that things change, people change,
    and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up.
    It simply means that you move on and treasure the memories.
    Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be, you've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

  19. Aguidiadam Aguidiadam
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    My life wasn't that great since I was a child..
    there is so much things about my childhood that i still remember until now..
    I have been through so much..
    I had none to talk to who I could trust..
    they would never understand..
    it was selfish of me to be unhappy they say.. they say..
    they never took the time to see what was going on in my life..
    what was wrong ?
    Sure I have been happy for little moments because of something or someone but at the end of the day I was always sad
    .. I felt so alone..
    I understand there are people on this planet who are facing more costly and awful situations but this isn't something where I can just "stop feeling sorry for myself"..
    half of me is just telling myself to give up and do something really stupid
    the other half keeps reassuring myself that one day i'm going to be so happy
    and I will be so glad I am still alive..
    But it's hard to listen to the good side when all you want to do is
    disappear from everyone..
    - Aguidi Adam

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