mum: Theodoraaa.
me: What now??????
mum: Did you eat?
me: *didn't hear what she says because was
on witty* .......Sure mum.
mum: Did you study?
me: ...Sure....
mum: How was school?
me: Sure..
mum: You had any kisses in the bathroom or
s3x? Cuz that's what i heard.
me: Sure....WAIT. WHAT?????????